Sunday 30 October 2011

365 in 365

Number 191. Weekend At Bernies
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a childhood classic that should have stayed there, as watching it as an adult had shown me that actually it wasnt a very good, even for a one joke 80`s comedy!
Number 192. Frankenhooker
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a truly and utterly bonker film, great entertainment and a truly mind melting view!
Number 193. Devil in the Flesh 2
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awful film, somehwere in between bad horror and softcore porn.
this film tries soooo hard to titilate but fails that it resorts to random horror deaths in places to grab another target audience, so so so so so boring!
Number 194. Star Trek
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didnt really know what to expect, but was blown away!
yes its all the things you come to expect from a summer blockbuster, average cast overlong run time and masses of special effects.
it ticks all the boxes but the ace it has up its sleeve is that its actually very good and wonderfully watchable!
Number 195. Pick Up
oh dear god this was awful, some hippy dream state nonsense about 2 girls going on a trip across country with a hippy on a bus.
fuckin awful on every level.
Number 196. The Teacher
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after the first film from the same boxset was the pick up(see above) my hopes werent very high for this, the second film,buuuut it was good, not brilliant mainly due to its super sleazy premise but well acted and well put together.
Number 197. Malibu High
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another from the drive-in classics boxset, this like the first was terrible.
awful premise, terrible acting,awful direction and shocking soundtrack.
Number 198. Black Scorpion
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great fun, great great fun!
effectively batman with lady bits! but its 1960`s over the top camp mayhem batman inspired fun.
it really was a pleasant surprise to stumble across this film late at night on the horror channel!
Number 199. Decadent Evil
dear god after finding the black scorpion this was on straight afterwards.
the black scorpion was great this was all different stages of wrong.
bad sound, awful acting,dire soundtrack,terrible direction.
i never thought a film with this much nudity and violence would leave me bored but its happened as there really isnt anything going on behind the random lesbianism and constant shagging of the characters.
Number 200. Porn Shoot Massacre
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oh my, with a title that salacious it could only mean one thing, 80`s style stalker slasher territory.
and yep you guessed right! naked chicks and lots of death.
and thats your lot for this film.
Number 201. The Plague of the Zombies
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cracking hammer horror about zombies breaking out in cornwall! of all places!!

Tuesday 18 October 2011

365 in 365

Number 185. Blade Trinity
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dear god this is a poor film, uninspired action with a ropey plot and dull script.
Number 186. Pirates of the Caribbean-On Stranger Tides
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as always these films are brilliantly watchable, the plot is just a loose excuse to string together random laughs and outrageous set-pieces, which it does from the very beginning right through the to the obviously open for another sequel ending!
Number 187. Midnight Movie
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a serial killer escapes from his film into the movie theater and starts killing the viewers.
an ingenious plan! well put together and tightly directed, this one gets straight into the action and doesnt let up, well acted and the FX are cracking.
Number 188. Timber Falls
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like a mix between hostel and misery and nowhere near as horrifying as either.
badly acted withg characters you dont care for, it loses its way and most viewer interest as you dont care if the characters live or die.
Number 189. Blood of the Mummys Tomb
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classic bit of hammer! blood duxom bosoms and a monster wedge of legend!
great stuff all round!
Number 190. Children of the Corn
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oh my god this is a truly awful film.
terrible acting, poor direction, needless violence, horrendous music and the most ridiculous ending i think i have ever seen in film.

Monday 10 October 2011

365 in 365

Number 180. Friday the 13th
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the original and probably the best of all the 80`s slashers
Number 181. It`s Complicated
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nice and simple rom com that stays just on the right side of slushy thanks to its winning performances from pretty much the whole cast!
Number 182. Savage Streets
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death wish but with linda blair looking a damned sight hotter than charles bronson!!
bless the 80`s for catsuits and overuse of lycra!
Number 183. Demons
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pretty rubbish actually, after all the fuss i was disappointed, atleast ot got stuck in very quickly, but this much like the sequel just feel like zombie films to me dressed up with a different title.
Number 184. Demons 2
see above! :D

365 in 365

Number 167. Dead Hooker in a Trunk
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not bad for a splatter movie, contained all you would expect....violence harsh language and nudity.
Number 168. Miss Congeniality
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not bad, but very predictable to say the least, as always michael caine steals the show!
Number 169. Magicians
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good giggle, and i noticed for the first time jessica stevenson looked amaaaazing in this film!
Number 170. The Tripper
blnad and uninsired slasher film trying too hard to be cool.
Number 171. Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
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awful, truly awful awful film, i never ever ever want to see this film again
Number 172. Frankenfish
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pretty bad monster movie, the FX weren`t too bad but the acting was!
Number 173. Bitter Feast
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saw meets masterchef?
yeah its that bad, with little to none for a plot other than petty vengeance this was a hard film to watch.
Number 174. Pieces
fast paced 80`s splatter flick, didnt muck around just got straight into the violence and tore up the bodycount!
Number 175. My Name is Bruce
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effectively galaxy quest but with a horror superstar fighting the undead chinese god of beansprouts!
good fun and very easy to watch
Number 176. Alice
a 2 part TV movie adaption of wonderland and through the looking glass spliced together into one head spinning monster!
twas very good though!
Number 177. Shower of Blood
my god this was awful.
went through a phase of watching bad cheap horror and this was one of the worst, part vampire film, majority soft porn this is a pitiful esxcuse for a film with some truly terrible sound editing and somehow even worse acting!
Number 178. Bay of Blood
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dismal italian horror, very little going on, awful dubb and horrendous acting
Number 179. Six Degrees of Separation
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very talky and not much going on, effectively two snobs telling a story about a maybe conman who they still kinda like...maybe.
ultimately very frustrating due to the gash ending