Monday 30 March 2009

ok so today i feel like giving some clown love
here are some lyrics to one of my fave ICP songs

i paint my face every year all day
31st aint nothing to me another holiday
all of a sudden face paintings in style
and ive been doing it since gilligans island was on
well try and live it all year though
try and pick up a chick when youre painted up like a wierdo
im 68 years old i still trick or treat
you got cash (shit) im tyring to find something to eat
and tell themold ladies keep their pennies
if aint about a quarter dont even bother
im sick of these little kids too i know you did it
put a brick in your bag and hit me in the head with it
and then they take my candy and diss
"look what i got from the fat guy painted up like kiss"
all year im a psycho huh?
but each and every halloween you all wanna be me
a gorilla a pufferfish and a bag lady all made love and had a little baby
and supposedly im the one
but at this point thats all purely speculation
on halloween people smile at me
the rest of the year round they call the police
they kick off their lawn and shoot me off their cars
but on halloween theyre giving me candy bars
trick or treat its fivthirty in the morning
im still out and standing on your lawnand im looking through your window
tap tap
i see a gummy bear on the table
"you gonna eat that?"
my paint dont come off and if it did you think im scary now shit
i look like frankenstein that been slapped with ugly
yet children hug me on halloween
3 6 4 people hate my guts
on halloween though they wanna ride my nuts
they dress up like monsters freaks and clowns
pass jelly bears and goobers and suckers around
then next when i try to trick or treat
its "get off my porch or ill call the cops you freak"
i dont understand you people but thats ok
ill see you all the next time you all try to be violent j

love that song!!!!!
never fails to put a smile on my face

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