cheap and cheerful monster movie about a plumber with anger issues duffing the hell out of monsters at his local community college, good giggle.
number 19. slap her, she`s french
a truly awful comedy, mainly because its not funny and none of the characters are even slightly likeable. bad acting combined with horrendously xenophobic jokes forming the basis of the alleged comedy, no thanks.
number 20. life as we know it
predictable rom-com. a pair of friends inherit their best friends baby with they die in a car crash, will the presence of the toddler make them see past their differences and fall in love? its a hollywood rom-com what the hell do you think happens! a few good jokes here and there and a not too smushy ending keep this just about in the average pile but nothing special.
number 21. rampage
annoying little muppet goes ona killing spree after he feels the world has pushed him around too much. typical of americans to think they can solve their problems through violence. but n its that douche uwe boll who is responsible for this monstrosity. trying soo hard shoehorn in some weak and insulting social commentary along the way this film is just a mess from start to finish.
number 22. penance
religious nut kidnaps and tortures strippers in an attempt to purify them for their acsension to heaven. needlessly attempting to be titalating for the first 20 minutes and then wandering off into some bizarre mix of saw and hostel, there isnt an original idea in this film anywhere. do not waste your time on it.
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